If you were possessed by a spirit, you might want them Beat It. But not Kathleen Roberts – she claims she’s married to the ghost of Michael Jackson who mainly wants to use her as a vehicle to eat cookies.
Medium Kathleen, who also reckons she’s the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe, says she’s been in a relationship with the King of Pop’s ghost for several years.
She says he’s made himself very at home inside her – using her body to sing, dance and snack.
But much to her disappointment, she says he doesn’t seem interested in consummating their marriage. Sex, she says, isn’t on the menu.
It’s an unusual – and unprovable – set-up, but Kathleen insists she’s sound of mind and that she is being 100% truthful.
For a while she shared stories of her and Michael’s marriage on TikTok, but since those accounts have now been removed, the most vivid insights come from an article she wrote last year.
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She paints Michael, who died in 2009 aged just 50, as being a real chatterbox – something that surprised her.
Kathleen, from the US, writes: “Michael stays in me all the time so he comes to the restroom with me and calls these special bonding moments ‘toiletries’.
“He sings and dances possessed in me (or channeling if you refer to it professionally). He talks to me a lot, which is not what I expected from the shy man I saw on tv all of those years I was a fan.
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“He stays possessed in me (relaxed not channeling and just enjoying living through me and communicating with me as a husband). So he likes to eat in me. He loves cookies. He cusses a lot more to I’d expect him to as a former fan.”
But despite being famous for his crotch-grabbing, groin-thrusting moves on stage, Kathleen says she has struggled to connect with him on a sexual level, despite her best attempts to be psychically intimate.
She wrote: “He doesn’t like being touched back. He scares me with spider visions and dead corpse visions if I kiss him or try to initiate romance physically.
“He is very bossy and points things out like flaws and mistakes I make. I assume he got that from his Father, so I try to overlook that because I love him and I am not perfect either.”
It is not known why he selected Kathleen to be his Earthly bride seeing as they never met while he was alive.
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Perhaps it is connected to Kathleen’s claims that she is also the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe.
It was previously revealed that the Beat It singer had a fascination with the blonde bombshell, and had a large painted fiberglass figure of her in his personal private office at Neverland, as well as a photo of her on his bedside table.
Kathleen said: “I feel special that he chose me for a wife (though not on paper) we treat our relationship as though we are married. We have our ups and downs but Michael, the truth is, I just can’t stop loving you.”