Son Who Sued Parents For Trashing His Porn Stash Actually Won, Judge Apparent Advocate For Staying Old School Horny

When David Werking moved back into his parent’s house after getting divorced his father asked him not to bring any pornography into the house. David agreed, saying he did not have any pornography. However, David wasn’t quite telling the truth because he did indeed have porn, 12 boxes of the kind so rare that you can’t even find it anymore.

It turns out when your adult son returns home with 12 mysterious boxes the experience will be less than ideal. Of course, it wasn’t until David eventually moved out of his parent’s house and across the country that his parent’s found the 12 boxes of rare pornography and tossed it all out. Then David’s father sent his son an email about the betrayal of finding the porn, which was promptly admitted into evidence and is part of why David’s raking in a cool $30 Gs from his parents.

“We allowed you to move your possessions into our basement but, before they left California, I made it very clear that I did not want any pornography in my house. Silly me, I thought that you might have one box, or possibly two boxes, of the stuff and I expected you to throw it out or leave it behind. When your stuff arrived and you moved it all down to the basement before Mom and I had a chance to look at it, I asked you point-blank if there was any pornography in those boxes and you said simply, ‘No.’ I gave you the benefit of a doubt and took your word for it.”

Like any collector of rare items, David knew what he’d lost was more than just porn and a US district court judge agreed. David sued his elderly parents for tossing out his collection… and won $30,000 plus an additional $15,000 in attorney’s fees.

Anyways, if you’re wondering what $30,000 of rare porn looks like, check out some of the titles that used to be in David’s possession including Old Grannies, Young Panties 3, Pissing Passion, Granny’s Gone Anal, Volumes 1-6, and Battle of the Glands. Because of course there were six volumes of Granny’s Gone Anal. How silly to think there would be less.

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