{"id":38692,"date":"2021-08-24T18:08:18","date_gmt":"2021-08-24T12:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/districtchronicles.com\/passive-aggressive-note-teaches-dog-walkers-how-to-clean-up-after-their-pets\/"},"modified":"2021-08-24T18:08:27","modified_gmt":"2021-08-24T12:38:27","slug":"passive-aggressive-note-teaches-dog-walkers-how-to-clean-up-after-their-pets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/districtchronicles.com\/passive-aggressive-note-teaches-dog-walkers-how-to-clean-up-after-their-pets\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Passive aggressive&#8217; note teaches dog walkers how to clean up after their pets"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p class=\"lead-content__sub-title\" itemprop=\"description\">A &#8216;passive aggressive&#8217; note that teaches dog owners how to clean up after their pets was spotted in Sheffield, and it is believed to have been left by an angry resident<\/p>\n<div class=\"lead-content__lead-element lead-content__lead-element--image\">\n<div class=\"image image--wide\"><\/div><figcaption><span class=\"caption\" itemprop=\"description\">An angry resident left a note for dog walkers<\/span><span class=\"credit\" itemprop=\"author\"> (<\/p>\n<p><span\/>Image: Getty Images\/iStockphoto)<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/figcaption><\/div>\n<p><reach-inline-nav class=\"inline-article-nav \" data-source=\"inline-nav-source\"><\/p>\n<nav class=\"inline-nav\"\/><\/reach-inline-nav><\/div>\n<div itemprop=\"articleBody\"><!-- Article Start--><\/p>\n<p>A &#8216;passive aggressive&#8217; note teaching dog walkers how to clean up after their pets has been spotted in a British city &#8211; and it&#8217;s got the internet all riled up.<\/p>\n<p>Believed to have been left by an angry resident, the note explains how some folk are being irresponsible when taking their pooches for a stroll.<\/p>\n<p> To begin with, the letter explains the definition of a &#8216;poop-a-scoop&#8217; &#8211; saying that the job isn&#8217;t done until the bag is disposed of, either in a bin or by taking it home, as the <a data-link-tracking=\"InArticle|Link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.dailystar.co.uk\/real-life\/brits-left-giggling-passive-aggressive-24821651\" rel=\"Follow noopener nofollow\" target=\"_self\">Daily Star<\/a> reports. <\/p>\n<p>The letter then suggests that the dog walkers who leave bags of waste behind could perhaps share their address and others will return the mess to them.<\/p>\n<p> <reach-mpu class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--mpu ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--above-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-mpu><br \/>\n<reach-adyoulike class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--adyoulike ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--above-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-adyoulike><\/p>\n<div class=\"image-container\" data-redesign-embed=\"true\">\n<figure class=\"image--embedded\" data-orientation=\"portrait\" itemprop=\"image\" itemscope=\"itemscope\" itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/ImageObject\">\n<meta itemprop=\"url\" content=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article24826909.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s615b\/0_Poop-a-Scoop.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n<meta itemprop=\"width\" content=\"615\"\/><br \/>\n<meta itemprop=\"height\" content=\"820\"\/><br \/>\n<meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Many people agreed with the note after a picture of it was shared on Reddit\"\/><br \/>\n<amp-img class=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article24826909.ece\/ALTERNATES\/n310p\/0_Poop-a-Scoop.jpg\" alt=\"A laminated note tied to a rail\" content=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article24826909.ece\/ALTERNATES\/n310p\/0_Poop-a-Scoop.jpg\" layout=\"responsive\" width=\"310\" height=\"465\"><\/p>\n<p><\/amp-img><br \/>\n<\/figure><figcaption class=\"image__caption--embedded\">\n<span class=\"caption\">Many people agreed with the note after a picture of it was shared on Reddit<\/span><br \/>\n<\/figcaption><\/div>\n<p><reach-taboola class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--taboola ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--below-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-taboola><br \/>\n<reach-converse class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--converse ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--below-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-converse><br \/>\n<reach-adyoulike class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--adyoulike ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--below-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-adyoulike> <\/p>\n<p><b> <i>What do you think about the note? Let us know in the comments&#8230;<\/i> <\/b><\/p>\n<p>The original letter, found in Sheffield, reads: &#8220;To poop-a-scoop means to scoop said poop in the bag and remove from site and then pop in a bin, not to scoop, bag and dump!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf you would like to leave your address behind then I\u2019m sure anybody walking regularly on this path would happily deliver them to your bin?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFor anybody that doesn\u2019t poop-a-scoop at all then it would be much appreciated if you could follow the above which is highlighted in blue.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLets not give dog walkers a bad name. Thank you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><reach-adyoulike class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--adyoulike ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--above-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-adyoulike><\/p>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" data-style=\"news\" data-redesign-embed=\"true\">\n<figure>\n<amp-img class=\"image embed\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article24825135.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s698a\/0_PAY-VIRAL_PRESS_ELEPHANT_ATTACKS_MODEL__13_of_35_.jpg\" content=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article24825135.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s698a\/0_PAY-VIRAL_PRESS_ELEPHANT_ATTACKS_MODEL__13_of_35_.jpg\" layout=\"responsive\" width=\"160\" height=\"120\"><\/p>\n<p><\/amp-img><br \/>\n<\/figure>\n<div class=\"read-more-links__text\">\nAngry elephant attacks massive bull sculpture after mistaking it for love rival<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p><reach-taboola class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--taboola ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--below-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-taboola><br \/>\n<reach-converse class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--converse ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--below-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-converse><br \/>\n<reach-adyoulike class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--adyoulike ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--below-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-adyoulike> <\/p>\n<p>A picture of the note was shared on Reddit, and the user who spotted it posted: \u201cClassic British passive aggressiveness.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFound while walking round Sheffield. Totally agree with what they are saying.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The note had been tied to a handrail with string, and after it was shared on Reddit other users commented their opinions on the matter.<\/p>\n<p>One person said: &#8220;The worst part for me is when you\u2019re walking down the canal or in a park and someone has hung the dog s*** from a tree, it\u2019s disgusting.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><reach-adyoulike class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--adyoulike ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--above-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-adyoulike><\/p>\n<aside class=\"read-more-links\" data-style=\"news\" data-redesign-embed=\"true\">\n<figure>\n<amp-img class=\"image embed\" src=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article24737773.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s698a\/2_Angry-seagull.jpg\" content=\"https:\/\/i2-prod.mirror.co.uk\/incoming\/article24737773.ece\/ALTERNATES\/s698a\/2_Angry-seagull.jpg\" layout=\"responsive\" width=\"160\" height=\"120\"><\/p>\n<p><\/amp-img><br \/>\n<\/figure>\n<div class=\"read-more-links__text\">\nWoman uses seagulls to get revenge after noisy neighbours kept her up all night<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p><reach-taboola class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--taboola ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--below-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-taboola><br \/>\n<reach-converse class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--converse ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--below-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-converse><br \/>\n<reach-adyoulike class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--adyoulike ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--below-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-adyoulike> <\/p>\n<p><b> <b> <b> <b> <b> <b> <b> <b> <b> <b> <b> <i>For more of the news you care about, straight to your inbox, sign up for one of our daily newsletters<\/i> <\/b> <b> <i> here. <\/i> <\/b> <\/b> <\/b> <\/b> <\/b> <\/b> <\/b> <\/b> <\/b> <\/b> <\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cSomeone has actively picked it up already so what&#8217;s the point in throwing it away,\u201d added another. \u201cUnless they think it&#8217;s modern art.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>While a third noted: \u201cSome complete idiot&#8217;s decided to do this around the local nature spots as a protest on lack of dog bins. Heaven forbid you have to walk a few minutes carrying a bag.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And another added: \u201cAs a dog owner I would rather see people leave their pet&#8217;s deposits untouched and abandoned rather than wrapped it in a plastic bag and left.\u201d<\/p>\n<p> <reach-mpu class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--mpu ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--above-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-mpu><br \/>\n<reach-adyoulike class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--adyoulike ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--above-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-adyoulike><\/p>\n<p><reach-taboola class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--taboola ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--below-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-taboola><br \/>\n<reach-converse class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--converse ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--below-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-converse><br \/>\n<reach-adyoulike class=\"ad-placeholder ad-placeholder--adyoulike ad-placeholder--in-article ad-placeholder--below-embed\"><\/p>\n<p><\/reach-adyoulike>  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cTakes only a few weeks to disappear if left unbagged, those in bags never disappear,\u201d replied an eco-conscious poster.<\/p>\n<p>While another noted: \u201cDefinitely agree, although as a long-time dog owner, I&#8217;m wondering why it&#8217;s only just occurred to me that it should be called scoop-a-poop and not poop-a-scoop.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And a jokester said: \u201cI\u2019ll lay five to one that tomorrow there\u2019ll be a full dog poop bag tied to the railing next to it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b> <i> Do you have a story to share? 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