David Spade wasn’t a fan of filming “Bachelor in Paradise,” notes Us Weekly. The “Saturday Night Live” alum took to Instagram to share a hilarious monologue about what it was really like to film on the beach in Mexico. “Dump is a strong word. It’s not a dump. It’s not,” Spade joked. “No, it was a really nice room, but the problem is everything doesn’t seem nice when there’s crabs everywhere. I don’t have a lot of interaction with crabs, so I don’t really have an opinion. I think they’re fine,” he continued. “My only interaction is maybe a California roll, to be honest. And that’s very brief and they’re already croaked.”
Spade went on to reveal that he had a huge problem with the crabs that seemed to be everywhere, including his bedroom. “They’re sickening, like, when you see a lot of them,” Spade explained. “These crabs, they’re big. They’re fat ones like the ones you see in movies. They’re not like ‘The Little Mermaid’ nice ones. They’re on the prowl, and they want to kill — and they’re in my room. I go, ‘You gotta get rid of these crabs,’ and they go, ‘Oh, it’s crab season.’ I go, ‘I don’t give a f***.’ I don’t want crabs in my room, [but] I had at least six in my bedroom at all times. In my bedroom!” Spade stated.
Hopefully, Lance Bass, Lil Jon, and Tituss Burgess had a more pleasant experience during their hosting duties on the show.