Baffled bloke asks what the difference is between ‘left and right tampons’

A woman’s boyfriend has left people in stitches after getting confused about the tampons she left in the bathroom.

The bloke was befuddled when he came across his lady’s sanitary protection – namely a number of individually wrapped Tampax Radiant tampons.

On each applicator tampon’s wrapper there was a letter – L and R.

The boyfriend uploaded a snap to his Twitter account to ask for information as he was totally baffled by the letters.

Any woman will know that the R on tampons stands for “regular” indicating a normal, middle of the road period flow.

While the L on the other wrapper stands for “light” which is used on days when the flow is – you guessed it – lighter than average.



The confused man asked Twitter for help

Unfortunately, the hapless bloke didn’t know this and so he assumed that L and R stood for left and right.

He tweeted: “What the heck is the difference between a Left and Right tampon??”

And over 120,500 people have liked the post with almost 8,000 retweeting.

Plus, of course, jokes followed.

One person said: “Poor guy didn’t know women have two vaginas”.



People quickly whipped out the jokes

While a jokester added: “Actually the L stands for loud, like when the flow is audible like an ocean wave, and the R stands for the roar, like when the vag is more of a lion than a p***y, where it’s not like a heavy flow but that it’ll bite you.”

But, it seems the bloke was not the only person confused by the packaging.

“My wife asked me to buy her tampons and I thought the L stood for large and the R was regular so I had to call her ass and ask her what size her p***y is,” said one.

Another added: “I FOR SURE was today years old ?? Like wtfffff can you PLEASE explain.”

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Tom Kucher

For as long as Tom can remember, he has understood the reality around him through the tinted glasses of works of fiction, be it books, films, TV shows, or anime. An English graduate, he wrote articles on a wide array of topics for several years, from entertainment and pop culture to history and literature. Before that, he was an educator and a roleplay game writer and developer. It is his deeply-rooted love for performing arts and visual media that led him to become a part of the DC team in 2020.

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